Finally, after all these years, the Eensy Weensy Spider has  decided to come out from behind the waterspout to tell his tale.  Until now, no one except those who witnessed his bravery, truly knew how the Eensy Weensy Spider became so famous.

What is so shocking is the special announcement the Eensy Weensy makes about his career and his future.  The history books will never be the same.